Ann Perkins Blog
Hi! Ann Perkins here. Welcome to my blog. If I have time in between my hectic life as a private detective in Manchester, England, I’ll let you know what’s happening in my life, and give you the lowdown on my current cases.
The latest Ann Perkins Detective Agency novel, Accused, has been released in paperback and will be available from all good online and bricks and mortar booksellers by quoting the title and ISBN number 9781739949051.
I’m delighted my author has finally finished putting my adventures on paper and that the publishers have released my early in time for Summer. You can brighten up your Summer reading with a false accusation or two.
The paperback is available now.
The eBook will be available from September quoting the title and ISBN 9781739949068 but is available to pre-order from many booksellers.
Two murders, two arrests, and two innocent people. Sounds exciting, but I was one of the arrested people and it was scary I can tell you. The evidence was overwhelming, and I had a hard time proclaiming my innocence and had to find the real killer in order to escape my own imprisonment.
Fake Witness plot in a nutshell.
When Ernie Wright sets out to rob a bank whilst disguised as a woman, he accidentally foils a robbery already taking place.
The gang responsible for the robbery are searching for the woman to punish her for foiling the robbery, the police are searching for her because they need her as a witness.
There is chaos all around, and deaths galore, as Ernie tries to commit a new robbery before the gang or police catch up with him.
That’s the Fake Witness plot in a nutshell.
Find out if he succeeds by quoting ISBN 9781739949006 from all online and bricks and mortar websites,
I’ve just finished reading ‘Accused’ Richard Underwood’s second book in the Ann Perkins Detective Agency Series. I found it so exciting I couldn’t put it down.
Murders, burglaries, car chases, kidnaps, bugged phones, secret codes, and false arrests. My author couldn’t have packed more excitement and thrills into our Manchester based adventures together.
The book is not due for publication until September 2022, but I managed to get my hands on a proof copy.
You can’t get your hands on it yet, but you won’t be disappointed when you do. You can pre-order an eBook copy though, and it will be available for you to download on 01 September 2022.
You can pre-order at all your usual eBook sellers including the following:
Unfortunately, you can’t pre-order print copies, but the book will be available from 01 September 2022 at all the usual online or bricks-and-mortar book sellers.
I’m in the middle of a car chase through Manchester, and what a scary ride it has been. My author doesn’t half put me through it.
I’d broken into a suspect’s house at night to find evidence for the case I’m working on.
Everything was going fine until the suspect woke up and nearly caught me. I managed to escape, got into my car and drove away, only to find the suspect chasing me in his car.
The chase went on for hours through the dark streets of Manchester, and he rammed my car a few times too.
My author is in the middle of writing this chapter, so I don’t know if I get away or not. I hope so, because I want to have a few more adventures yet. At the moment I’m in limbo. Not knowing if I’m going to escape or get captured. It’ll all be in my author’s next book, so I suppose I’ll just have to wait and see what happens when the book is published next year.
Hope he hurries up. At the moment I’m stuck in this car chase through Manchester in the middle of the night. I’m in Manchester, but completely lost through having had to twist and turn to try and outrun the car chasing me. Help!
I’ve been brushing up my skills on how to pick a lock today. It’s easier than most people think, and my teacher was a reformed burglar who has been passing on his expertise.
He first taught me how to pick a lock for the case described in the Fake Witness novel, but I like to keep my hand in as I never know when I may need to use those skills again.
Once I got the hang of it, I was surprised at how easy it became. I found I could pick almost all types of locks. Padlocks, combination locks, front and back-door locks, filing cabinet locks, even high-grade expensive security locks. My teacher could open them all, and he passed on all that expertise to me. He was actually a lousy burglar, but he did know his locks.
I know what you’re thinking. If I’m so honest, why need do I need to know how to pick a lock. How naive can you get? The people I deal with are criminals, and they lock their secrets away. The police can’t touch them, but by bending the law a little I can get the hidden evidence police can’t legally get their hands on.
I may know how to pick a lock, but I can’t always get through doors. The best safeguard on a door are a couple of bolts rather than a lock. A bolt top and bottom can’t be picked however much training someone has had in how to pick a lock. That’s the best advice I could give you. Of course, there are those who will try to sell you all sorts of fancy, and expensive, devices, and they are useful for empty houses, but if you’re in a house overnight you can’t beat good old-fashioned bolts that are impossible to pick.
If the house is empty, the most expensive lock won’t keep a determined burglar out. They’ll just take the glass out of your window and climb in, and even the most expensive window lock won’t stop them removing the glass. This should teach you something. Firstly, you need a burglar alarm on your windows as well as your doors. Secondly, burglars like easy options. If you make it hard for them, they will simply move on to your neighbour’s home, or move to another street altogether. There were few houses my trainer couldn’t get in when he was active, but he never bothered with the houses that had alarms, or which were overlooked. The houses without alarms, or where a door or garden was hidden behind a large bush, were easier for him. There is some excellent crime prevention advice on the Greater Manchester Police website on how to make it less likely that a burglar will select your home rather than another.
Thankfully for me, the criminals I have cause to tangle with are rarely that bright. They exploit the mistakes of others, but are rarely mistake free themselves. That’s how they get caught. So remember the advice I’ve given about how to pick a lock. I’m glad I’ve got the skill because I never know when I’ll need it. You need to remember less scrupulous people also have the same skill. Don’t give the villains the opportunity they need. Secure your property properly and add a visual deterrent if you can.
You can now pre-order the Fake witness paperback from Waterstones, WH Smith, Blackwells, and all major and independent bookshops in the UK. The publication date in 01 November 2021, but you can order now in UK bookshops by name ‘Fake Witness‘ and ISBN number 9781739949006.
That’s great news for anyone currently struggling with what to buy as a Christmas present for that hard to please person who has everything, or who you don’t want to spend too much money on. A uniquely different, but reasonably priced, gift suitable for everyone.
It’s great news for my author, Richard Underwood, too. It means he’ll be busy promoting his book.
It’s not such great news for me. He’s been busy writing the second book in my series, and he’s put me in an impossible position where I’ve just been arrested for murder. I hope he stops mucking about with promoting his first book and gets back to writing his second book. Not sure how he’s going to get me out of the pickle he’s left me in, but I can usually depend upon him to pull something unusual out of the bag.
Please help me out and pre-order Fake Witness. The more pre-orders, the less my author will worry; and the less worries my author has the sooner he will get back to writing me out of this stinking cell!
If you manage a Manchester bookshop, or a bookshop close to Manchester, then the story of how my Manchester based Ann Perkins Detective Agency came to be created will be of interest. The story is contained in a paperback crime novel ‘Fake Witness’ listed on Nielsen (ISBN 9781739949006), and distributed by Gardners, with a publication date of 01 November 2021.
It is a gripping thriller with a unique twist.
If you manage a bookshop within the Greater Manchester area, or just beyond, I would be pleased to come to your shop and sign any books purchased by your customers. Unfortunately, at present I’m unable to come myself, but I’ve asked my author to make himself available to sign my books. Just let me know via the contact form, and I’ll send him along.
He is a former Greater Manchester Police officer who has now retired and has nothing else to do. Sending him to a signing will at least give me a break from all the dangerous situations he’s been putting me in, and to be honest I could do with the rest.
This is the start of my Ann Perkins Detective Agency blog. Based in Manchester, England, I’ll give you all the lowdown about my cases. OK, I know what your thinking. There’s nothing here. That’s because I’m busy on a case at the moment so I haven’t time to spend typing things out.
Tell you what. When I’ve finished the case and I’ve written the case-notes up, I’ll copy some of the notes and add them to my blog. That way, I’ll only need to type things up once. The tax man will be happy, my editor will be happy, my creator (Richard Underwood) will be happy, and you’ll be happy. Win-win. Or to be more precise, win-win-win-win. We’ll all be winners, so I’ll get back to this as soon as I can.